you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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