Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Houston, we have a squirter
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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