I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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