??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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