It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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