Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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