I need help removing her.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
