Umm I'm too high to move.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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