quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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