whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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