Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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