Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Terrible idea I love it
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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