We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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