if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I look better un-naked...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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