You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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