The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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