i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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