belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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