It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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