I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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