There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
do nipples grow back?
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