i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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