it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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