I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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