It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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