there's paper in my vomit.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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