just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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