"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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