Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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