I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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