Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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