I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
