Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
operation harelip BJ is a go
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
