This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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