Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My vagina is very pro this idea
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