No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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