worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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