Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I hate all girls vehemently.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The struggles of a small town man whore
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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