how can u be prego again
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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