dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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