if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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