Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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