I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I want her autograph on my taint
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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