Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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