I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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