Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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