my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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