Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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