white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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