i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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