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• (208): View more from Idaho

  He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.

  (917): View more from New York City

  dollar well spent

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse

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• (817): View more from Texas

  The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.

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  21 Worst Confessions on a First Date

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.

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• (916): View more from California

  There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going

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• (512): View more from Texas

  well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains

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