It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Randomize
