i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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