Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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